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Tech/Business News |
|
|
 Verizon's
"Can You Hear Me Now?"Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor |
|
|
The
Matrix Reloaded Looks Like Another Matrix Rip-Off |
|
|
Virus
Alert: Heavyweight |
|
|
OS
Debate Causes Domestic Standoff |
|
|
AT&T
Offers Instant Messaging |
|
|
HP
Forced to Pull "Print Your Own Money" Ad |
|
|
Hackers
Demand Benefits |
|
|
Government
Tracking Outlook Users |
|
|
Virus
Alert: Smooth Talker |
|
|
Tolkien
Fans Outraged over Addition of Jar-Jaromir in The Return of the King |
|
|
Jackson
Sued over The Two Towers Ending |
|
|
Santa
Considering Move to Linux |
|
|
Palm
Introduces New PDA - Timekeeper |
|
|
Handspring
Logo Finally Understood |
|
|
Pop-Up
Inventor Won't Stay Buried |
|
|
Virus
Alert: Inferno |
|
|
Yahoo
Erotica Editor Fired for Excessive Coding |
|
|
Virus
Writer's Mom Makes Him Apologize |
|
|
Device
Allows for Worker Thought Monitoring |
|
|
 Microsoft
Announces Ads for the BSOD |
|
|
Symantec
Patching Buggy Sircam Virus |
|
|
Microsoft/Intel
Outline Future of Computing |
|
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Fujitsu
Ships World's Fastest, Cutest Supercomp |
|
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Students
Tempt Blue Screen for Fun |
|
|
Overclocked House Needs Extreme Cooling |
|
|
Rosen and Valenti Press Conference |
|
|
Virus Alert: Birthday Suit Ballmer |
|
|
Steve Jobs Unveils iTIPS for Reporting OS9 Users |
|
|
Eight Year Old Busted for Accounting Fraud |
|
|
Copies
of Spider-Man 2 already on Internet |
|
|
Microsoft
Nearing Completion on Death Star |
|
|
Sony
Lobbies for Ban on Markers |
|
|
Virus
Alert: Spel Chekar |
|
|
Google
Debuts "Find Anything" Service |
|
|
Windu's
Saber Size Envy of Other Jedi |
|
|
Security
Training Effective Only After Restart |
|
|
Web
Designer Builds Home out of Flash |
|
|
BBspot
Joins the MSN Network |
|
|
Nethacker
Ascends from Basement |
|
|
Lord
of the Riots Rock Seattle Campus |
|
|
Microsoft
Unveils New Spam Blocking Tech |
|
|
Overclocked
Jesus Performs Miracles Faster |
|
|
Future
of File-Swapping More Uncertain |
|
|
Vatican
Endorses .NET Messenger Services |
|
|
Dictionary
Innovation Spur Competition |
|
|
Virus
Alert: Eternal Damnation |
|
|
Giant
Invisible Pink Bunny Named Security Czar |
|
|
OS
Developer Stoned for Praising .NET |
|
|
Virus
Responsible for Gates Security Memo |
|
|
Microsoft,
Panasonic Partner on DVD Player |
|
|
Mac
Faithful Ready "Oohs", "Aaahs" for Jobs... |
|
|
Gateway
Announces Job Cuts, Steak Dinner |
|
|
Gates
Announces Security Death Squads |
|
|
Hard
Drive Sick of All this Crap |
|
|
Microsoft
Dumps Passport for Liberty
Alliance... |
|
|
She
Does it for the Money |
|
|
Steve
Badly Beaten |
|
|
Windows
XP Flight Feature Flawed |
|
|
Justice
Department, Microsoft Near Deal |
|
|
RIAA
Wants Background Checks |
|
|
Microsoft
Gives Media Alternative to Anthrax |
|
|
Tech
CEOs Forced into Moonlighting |
|
|
AMD Rates Chip Speed in GiggaHertz(tm) |
|
|
New
Encryption Makes Copying CDs Impossible |
|
|
Compaq Unveils 208-Key Keyboard |
|
|
Gator
Software Leaves Toilet Seat Up |
|
|
New
Law Protects Free Speech |
|
|
AOL,
Microsoft Battle for Control of Mediocrity |
|
|
Microsoft Bundles Worm with IIS |
|
|
Judge OKs Nuclear
Strike on Napster |
|
|
Jesus'
Email Campaign Fails |
|
|
MCSE
Program Cums of Age |
|
|
Xbox
Features ActiveDeath Technology |
|
|
Gates
Says Linux Best OS Ever |
|
|
Game
Box Released to Rave Reviews |
|
|
Study
Shows Linux Users Can Go Windows |
|
|
Revolutionary
Changes Channel |
|
|
Security
Breach Traced to Hole in Head of Admin |
|
|
Take
This One-Click Patent and Shove It |
|
|
Sun
Discovers the Network is NOT the Computer |
|
|
New
NVIDIA Video Card Enhances Flesh Tones |
|
|
Aliens
Use DMCA to Sue Air Force Over UFOs |
|
|
Telecommuters
Not Following Dress Code |
|
|
Video
Card Review Sets Page Record |
|
|
Microsoft Employee Actually a Nice Guy |
|
|
Test
Shows High School Seniors Can't Read Perl |
|
|
BBspot Interviews Steve Jobs |
|
|
Allchin
Says Seattle Quake Caused by Open Source |
|
|
Nuclear
War Slows Software Development |
|
|
Lone
Linux User Celebrates Black History Month |
|
|
Time
Warner Faces Sellout Accusations |
|
|
God
Creates Universe in 7 Days, Perl Gods Not Impressed |
|
|
Dead
Hard Drive Kept "Just in Case" |
|
|
Zombies
March on Washington |
|
|
AMD Announces Athlon Extreme OC Processor |
|
|
Amazon.com
Unveils New Logo |
|
|
NVIDIA
Rips a New One |
|
|
Office
Jesus Will Work Miracles for Food |
|
|
New
Linux Kernel Will Increase Intellectual Superiority |
|
|
Microsoft
Announces Office 10 Will Cure Cancer |
|
|
Obtaining
P0rn Not Challenging Enough |
|
|
OS
Showdown: Windows 2000 vs. Linux |
|
|
Job
Posting Crashes Monster.com |
|
|
Linux
Bashing Now Considered a Hate Crime |
|
|
New
Distributed.net Client Raises Controversy |
|
|
Cube
Assault Thwarted by Phone Call |
|
|
1
Dead, 3 Injured in Case Mod Gone Awry |
|
|
PTSD:
Post Technical Support Disorder |
|
|
Head
Hunting Firm Decapitates 250 |
|
|
Priceline
Offers Name Your Own Price Prostitutes |
|
|
Pope,
Protestants Open Source Bible |
|
|
Growing
Trend in Peer-to-Peer Girlfriends |
|
|
Warez Hut Changes Piracy Policy |
|
|
Forbes
400 Poorest Americans |
|
|
Larry
Ellison Exercises Jerk Options |
|
|
Blue
Screen of Death Wanted in Murder of Overclocker |
|
|
CEO
Gets New Computer, Cards Bounce Faster |
|
|
Linux
Developer Gets Laid |
|
|
Hour Lost Explaining Computer
Terms to Mom |
|
|
AOL
Unveils New 1000 Hour/Month Plan |
|
|
FBI
Unable to Crack Hacker Code |
|
|
What
Would Jesus Run? |
|
|
New
Video Card Lets Users See Through Clothes |
|
|
Microsoft
Given Control of All .net Domain Names |
|
|
Researchers
Discover Source of All Tech News |
|
|
Apple
Unveils New Macs to Satisfy Mac "Lovers" |
|
|
Latest
Executive Craze: Palm Pilot Implants |
|
|
FTC
Approves Merger of Crips-Bloods |
|
|
Overclockers Donate Heat Sinks to
the Homeless |
|
|
Student
Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP |
|
|
DonkeyHumper.com
Running Out of Cash |
|
|
AOLTV
Targets Not So Bright Internet Users |
|
|
Oracle
Says Ellison is Unfrozen Caveman CEO |
|
|
Biggest Vegas Hotel Yet - Grander
Canyon |
|
|
Cisco
Systems Purchases Tom's Nets for $2.3 Billion |
|
|
New
Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer |
|
|
Overclocker
Creates Rift In Space-Time Continuum |
|
|
AMD
to Release New Moron Processor |
|
|
Microsoft
Alleges US Government is a Monopoly |
|
|
Microsoft
Releases Source of Windows 2000 Bugs |
|
|
Linux Delayed by Microsoft's Army
of Evil Monkeys |
|
|
Oracle
Experiencing Major Growth in Ellison's Ego |
|
|
Napster
Users Sue shanias-hot Over Bad MP3z |
|
|
Number
of Linux Distributions Surpasses Number of Users |
|
|
Sisqo
Systems Unveils New Thong Router |
|
|
Microsoft Purchases
Evil from Satan |
|
|
Joy
of Cola Really Just Caffeine Buzz |
|
|
Starbucks
Delivers Frappucino Jr. to a America's Caffeine Starved Preschoolers |
|
|
Warner-Lambert
Introduces New Drug: Drysexia |
|
|
News |
|
|
 Long
Term Healing Potion Use May Cause Liver Damage for Adventurers |
|
|
 Blair
Says Britain Must Back Bush in Order to Become 51st State |
|
|
U.S.-Led
Iraq War Slated for Super Bowl Halftime Show |
|
|
Saddam
Actually Just Doing Research for a Book on Weapons of Mass Destruction |
|
|
Tobacco
Company to Sue Lifelong Smoker |
|
|
Automobile
Virus Spreading Through Gas Nozzles |
|
|
Clinton
to Assume Notre Dame Post |
|
|
Bright,
Shiny Object Fascinates Americans |
|
|
Coffee
Addict Denies Sleeping Problem |
|
|
Media
to Retire Facts, Journalistic Standards |
|
|
Cancer
Researcher Turns Off News Whenever Cancer Talked About |
|
|
Ryder
Vows to Find the Real Shoplifters |
|
|
Americans
Surprised to Learn of Election |
|
|
Saddam
Invited to Virginia Gas Stations |
|
|
Ridge
Warns of Iraqi Cyber-Attack |
|
|
Ford
Lobbies to Ban Ride Sharing |
|
|
World Bank Announces Special 0% Financing |
|
|
Terror Alert: Nuclear Bomb Threat |
|
|
Blind Kid Sorry He Masturbated |
|
|
Students Light Cigarettes Ablaze in Tobacco
Pro |
|
|
Britney
Spears Casts Spell on Harry Potter 2 |
|
|
Arthur
Andersen to Shift Business Focus |
|
|
Olympian
has Touching Story |
|
|
OJ
Unearths the Real Killers |
|
|
Publisher
Cleared in Pop-Up Book Trial |
|
|
Elf
Tribunal to Determine Osama Nice/Naughty |
|
|
Daschle
Proposes Restrictions on Box Cutters |
|
|
RIAA
Cracks Down After Taliban Ousted |
|
|
Government
Issues More Specific Warnings |
|
|
Bush
Threatens Taliban with ISO9000 Cert |
|
|
Anthrax
Outbreak Spawns Reports of Megadeth |
|
|
Texas Votes to Spare Retarded Killers |
|
|
Atheist
Still Unconvinced After Meeting God |
|
|
Local
Paper Gives Bad Heads |
|
|
Protesters
Clash in Portland |
|
|
Mir Hits Taco Bell, Kills
Four |
|
|
Hillary Clinton Voted
Best Dressed by Senate |
|
|
Geek's Report on Monty
Python |
|
|
Bush
Tells Childhood Bully, "This Army!" |
|
|
Study
Finds Thinking About Exercise Keeps You Fit |
|
|
Astronomers
Discover Another Space Blob |
|
|
Dreamcastless
Search for Hope |
|
|
Supreme
Court Just Kidding, Ruling Reversed |
|
|
Reagan
Requests Recount in Minnesota |
|
|
Manuel
Recount Tired of All the Election Jokes |
|
|
Scientists
Uncover "People Who Buy This Crap" |
|
|
"Got
Acid?" PETA Slams Toad Lickers |
|
|
Vote
Dodgers Flee to Canada |
|
|
Bush
Plan will Simplimify Keg Purchases |
|
|
News
Briefs: Microsoft, Sun, Beatles |
|
|
Gore
Plan Supplies Drugs to Seniors |
|
|
Drunken
Night Ends in DeCSS Tattoo, Jail |
|
|
Putin
Says Disasters Just Part of Russian "Survivor" Series |
|
|
Betty
Ford Drinks to Husband's Health |
|
|
Government
to Distribute Souls to Spammers |
|
|
Jealous
Californians Fail in Wildfire Attempt |
|
|
Slug
Bug Purists Say New Bug is Ruining Game |
|
|
Humans
Elated as Apes Near Extinction |
|
|
Office
Jesus Turns Water Into Coffee |
|
|
Moral
Dilemma Resolved With Tequila |
|
|
Operation:
Silver Spoons |
|
|
Kentucky
Legalizes Sister-Brother Civil Unions |
|
|
NRA:
Flag Burning Bad, Flag Shooting OK |
|
|
BK's
Pokemon Ball Cause of Japanese PM's Coma |
|
|
PETA
Shown Food Chain - Disbands |
|
|
We
Want Bush! We Want Gore! |
|
|
Elian
Gonzalez to be Split in Half |
|
|
Clinton
Proposes Money for "Smart Gun" Development |
|
|
Sports/Entertainment News |
|
|
Survivor Accident Revealed |
|
|
Weinke
Skips NFL Draft for Little League |
|
|
Internet Crap Production Outpacing Hollywood |
|
|
Band Releases Album Directly to Napster,
Labels Sue |
|
|
Special Olympians 3,
Quake All Stars 0 |
|
|
RIAA
Sues Mirror Manufacturers |
|
|
Strong
Winds Break Ally McBeal Star in Half |
|
|
The Real Survivor Winner
Revealed |
|
|
Eminem to Deny Wishes
for Have-A-Dream Foundation |
|
|
Carson Daly's Brain Found
- For Sale on eBay |
|
|
Metallica's New Album
is Napster-Proof |
|
|
Bodyguard to Protect
Child from Rosie's Head |
|
|
McNealy
Leaves Sun to Join Must See TV Thursday |
|
|
The
Matrix Parts 2 and 3, Actually Same Movie |
|
|
Oops,
I Did It Again....and My Breasts Exploded |
|
|
Teen
Can't Rub Christina Aguilera, Rubs Self Instead |
|
|
Homeless Man Wins 55 Oscars |
|
|
Millionaire
Losers To Be Branded |
|
|
Agency
Finds Backstreet Boys Not Really Gay |
|
|
Features |
|
|
 Trailer
Review: Tears of the Sun |
|
|
 Today's
Victims - Computer Illiterates |
|
|
 Slashdot's
Rob Malda |
|
|
 Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
 Which
OS are you? |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Daredevil |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Trailer
Review: The Recruit |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Make
Some Coffee You Lazy Bastard! |
|
|
Trailer
Review: The Two Towers |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Solaris |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Nolan
Curtis' Quotes from Idiots |
|
|
 Lies
CS Students Tell Themselves |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Scariest
Geek Movies, Part II |
|
|
Scariest
Geek Movies, Part I |
|
|
The
Imminent Death of Microsoft, Try #117 |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Rejected
Movie-Based Video Game Ideas |
|
|
Reasons
Steve From Dell Should be Fired |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
If
I Could Talk to the Supervisor |
|
|
Trailer:
Moving |
|
|
The
Fog |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Signs
You are Forgetting the Difference... |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Top
11 Signs You're Becoming a Geek |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Trailer:
feardotcom |
|
|
Movie:
Blood Work |
|
|
Random
Geek Horoscopes |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Feels
Like the First Time Again |
|
|
Top
11 Things You Won't Overhear at DefCon |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes |
|
|
Review: The Time Machine |
|
|
Top 11 New Shows on CNBC |
|
|
Trailer Review: Signs |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes |
|
|
Operation TIPS Hotline Transcript |
|
|
Top 11 Office Superheroes |
|
|
Trailer Review: Reign of Fire |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes |
|
|
Then and Now: Wasting Time
at Work |
|
|
Before They Were... Part II |
|
|
Trailer Review: Men in Black II |
|
|
Ultimate
Tech Support Resume |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes |
|
|
11 Questions: Andrew Marlatt |
|
|
11
Questions: Vincent Flanders |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Minority Report |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Attack of the Clones: Clone War |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Spider-Man |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Nolan
Curtis' Bitter Tech Support Quiz |
|
|
Before
They Were... |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Changing Lanes |
|
|
 Limerick
Contest Winners |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Trailer
Review: Panic Room |
|
|
Top
11 Rejected Names for Episode III |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Top
11 Unlikely Sequels |
|
|
Ultimate
Tech Support Cubicle |
|
|
Geek
Love Photo Contest Winners |
|
|
Nolan
Curtis: Bitter Tech Support Advisor |
|
|
First
Annual Geek Limerick Contest |
|
|
Nolan
Curtis - A Guide to Tech Support Callers |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes |
|
|
Nolan
Curtis: Bitter Tech Support Advisor |
|
|
First
Annual Geek Love Photo Contest |
|
|
Reasons
AOL TW Would Buy Red Hat |
|
|
Top
11 Post 9/11 Ad Slogans |
|
|
So
You Wanna Be a MS Compliance Officer? |
|
|
How
is Bush Handling the War on Terrorism? |
|
|
Geek
Horoscopes (12/7/01) |
|
|
Top
11 Items on Osama's Christmas List |
|
|
Geek
Antiques Roadshow |
|
|
Fight
for Your Right to Copy |
|
|
AOL
7.0 - The Inside Scoop |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (11/9/01) |
|
|
Anthrax
FAQ |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (10/19/01) |
|
|
11
Questions: Wil Wheaton |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (10/5/01) |
|
|
The
Talibanana Song |
|
|
Xbox Bundles Sneak
Preview |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (9/7/01) |
|
|
Review: Jeepers
Creepers Trailer |
|
|
Top 11 Reasons You
Haven't Patched IIS Yet |
|
|
Never Miss a Call Again
- RingZILLA! |
|
|
Ballmer Video Explained? |
|
|
BBspot Interviews Code Red |
|
|
BBspot's
Ballmer Video |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (8/9/01) |
|
|
Top 11 Thoughts After Watching
the Ballmer Video |
|
|
Infographic: What do Americans
think of the DMCA? |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (7/27/01) |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (7/13/01) |
|
|
Top 11 New Fall Shows |
|
|
Top 11 Reasons NOT to Off Your
Co-Worker |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (6/22/01) |
|
|
Tom Cruise Movie or Gay Pr0n? |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (6/15/01-6/21/01) |
|
|
Top 11 Failed Ad Campaigns |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (6/8/01-6/14/01) |
|
|
Geek Horoscopes (6/1/01-6/7/01) |
|
|
What
About Us Not So Good Writers? |
|
|
Top 11 Reasons AOL Raised Their
Rates |
|
|
Pathetic
Geek Portal |
|
|
If
I had a million dollars... |
|
|
Fuzzy Logic: Episode
I |
|
|
Top 10 Reasons Not to Laugh at
Bill Gates |
|
|
Top 10 Wangers |
|
|
Linux Distributions: Real or
Fake? |
|
|
Yahoo Categories: Real or Fake? |
|
|
Kuro5hin? |
|
|
BBspot
Webcam |
|
|
Microsoft Unveils World's
Most Secure Server |
|
|
Top 10 eXPlanations for Microsoft
XP |
|
|
Toys:
Slashdot Story Generator |
|
|
Top 10 White House Pranks |
|
|
Top 10 Reasons George W. Named Person
of the Year |
|
|
Site Blender #2: AOL Technica |
|
|
InfoGraphic:
Favorite Poll |
|
|
What
should Madonna reinvent herself as next? |
|
|
Top 10 Rejected Top Level Domains |
|
|
Top 10 "Adult" PC Games |
|
|
Top 10 New Memory Types |
|
|
Microsoft:
The Next 25 Years |
|
|
Slashdot
+ Stile Project = Stiledot |
|
|
Top 10 Movies
that Could be Adult but Aren't: Part III |
|
|
Top 10 Ways
to Make Big Brother More Interesting |
|
|
Top 10 Reasons High Gas Prices are
Good |
|
|
InfoGraphic: The ILOVEYOU
Virus |
|
|
Top 10 Hilarious Porn Movie Titles |
|
|
10 More Movies that Could be
Porn but Aren't |
|
|
Top 10 Reasons to Not Break Microsoft
in Two |
|
|
InfoGraphic: Killings in Zimbabwe |
|
|
Local News Teases, Have They Gone
Too Far? |
|
|
InfoGraphic: What do you want
to happen to Elian? |
|
|
Tips and Tricks: Web Page
Design |
|
|
Top 10 Strange Domain Names |
|
|
Fake Banner Ads |
|
|
Top 10 Movie Titles That
Could Be Porn But Aren't |
|
|
Top 10 Things GW Bush Wishes
He Hadn't Said |
|
|
Gummi Bear Death March |
