BBspot - Top 11 Reasons You Haven't Patched IIS Yet


Reasons You Haven't Patched IIS Yet
11.	You already patched it with Apache.
10.	Waiting to stop laughing from the Ballmer video.
9.	Jimmy's mom doesn't make him patch HIS server!
8.	Don't need a firewall. There's an extinguisher on the wall like 6 feet away.
7.	Living dangerously is my middle name.
6.	Too busy with the letter-writing campaign.
5.	Just found the flight simulator in Excel 97 and can't be bothered.
4.	Still got the shakes from all the Code Red Mountain Dew I drank.
3.	Can't pay the techs until we get paid our banner ad revenue.
2.	Skipped that class in MCSE training. Crossing fingers.
1.	Waiting to install all the patches at one time.
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