BBspot - Top 11 Wangers


Wangers The NBA's Dallas Mavericks just signed Chinese basketball player Wang Zhi Zhi to a two year contract. I just couldn't stop myself from thinking about what sportscasters would say in the next few years...
11.	"The Maverick's Wang is really bent out of shape over that foul call."
10.	"The Lakers are feasting on the inexperienced Wang."
9.	"Juwan Howard started scoring more since he started playing with Wang."
8.	"Shaq is letting Wang penetrate way too deep into the box."
7.	"Wang getting whacked all over tonight!"
6.	"This Mavericks' crowd really loves Wang."
5.	"Coach Don Nelson told me that the only thing that could be better than having one Wang would be having two!"
4.	"The Mavericks love pouring Gatorade over Wang after every victory!"
3.	"They can always go to Wang for the money shot!"
2.	"This giant Wang has really captured the imagination of the Dallas fans."
1.	"Wang's Dad back in China said to me that losing his Wang to the Dallas Mavericks was a painful experience."
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