Wind 1.7% (15)

Solar 5.1% (45)

Geothermal 1.1% (10)

Cold Fusion 8.2% (72)

Burning Politicians 21.2% (185)

Cow Methane 3.2% (28)

Who needs alternatives? Oil, sweet, oil. 6.9% (60)

Fuel Cells/Hydrogen 2.7% (24)

Tides 1.1% (10)

Baby Seals 11.0% (96)

Beer 6.8% (59)

Caffeine 10.2% (89)

Matter/Anti-Matter 19.3% (169)

Hydroelectric 1.4% (12)