Guilty 1.9% (16)

Not Guilty 2.3% (20)

No Contest 4.6% (39)

Insanity 14.2% (121)

Fifth Amendment 10.8% (92)

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs 7.3% (62)

"Can't we all just get along?" 4.7% (40)

"Don't make me use Outlook." 14.9% (127)

"Don't kill me." 1.4% (12)

"Help me Obi-Wan. You're my only hope." 32.5% (277)

"Won't somebody please think of the children?" 5.4% (46)