The after-dinner purge 3.8% (31)

Watching football 6.9% (56)

Watching parades 0.9% (7)

Eating a big turkey dinner 16.8% (137)

Wishing you had Friday off too 9.7% (79)

Family arguments 5.4% (44)

Complaining about the Christmas season starting earlier every year 17.8% (145)

Pardoning of the turkey, the killing it anyway 6.7% (55)

I hate Thanksgiving/Americans 23.0% (188)

Listen to Alice's Restaurant 9.1% (74)