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Thursday, May 1 12:00 AM EDT

Seventh Annual Geek Limerick Contest



The Winner

By Jordan Baugher

I was shocked when I came home to see
My (ex) girlfriend installing IE
Well, I tried to hit close,
But my CPU froze-
My computer had twelve STD’s

Runner Up

By Tim Macinta

An Ode to Dolly

There once was a scientist crew
Who whipped up a DNA brew,
Eventually honing
Their nuclear cloning,
Creating a whole 'nother ewe.

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