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EU Looks into Anti-competitive Practices by USA Olympic Teams |
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Rupert Murdoch to Remove News Corp Sites from Internet |
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CNN Validates Time Traveler's Claims, Networks Broadcast Message |
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Teacher's Science Experiment Results in Balloon Boy 2 |
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Humanity Threatened by Patent on Biological Reproduction |
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Newspapers Warn of Unchecked Tree Growth |
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Obama Proposes Saving Throws, Death Master in Health Care Plans |
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Congress Debates Moolah for Moochers Program |
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Coming Clean about the Twitter Premium Article |
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Fifteen Patients Die as Earth Hour Kills Life Support in Hospital |
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Department of Treasury Introduces Consumer Achievements as Part of Economic Stimulus Plan |
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US Plans on Selling States to Stay Solvent |
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Palin Plan Includes Selling Banks on eBay |
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Nigerian Billionaire Helps Rescue Failing Banks |
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Olympic Committee Rethinking Borg's Inclusion in Beijing Games |
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Classic: Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough for Kids |
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McCain Embraces Technology, Wants to Be First President to Declare War Via Facebook |
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Nigerian Philanthropist Powers Economy, Inspires |
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Mile Now Same Length as Kilometer |
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CNN.com Looking for Innovative Ways to Put News in Ads |
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Bush Thinks Nuclear Option Best Solution for Global Warming |
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Elusive Dora the Explorer Captured, Awaiting Deportation |
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New Daylight Savings Plan Would Skip Sunday, Add Wednesday |
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Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man |
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Giant Meteor Headed Toward Earth Could Be Covered in Germs |
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California School Bans Peanut Products in Students' Homes |
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Electronic Voting Machines to Print Out Coupons, Lottery Tickets |
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Hundreds of Countries Reclassified as "Dwarf Countries" |
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Babies Banned from Flying |
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TSA Requiring Travelers to Empty Bladders Before Boarding Planes |
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NSA Announces New Dating Service |
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Mexico Building Fence to Keep Out Immigrants |
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Iran Pledges to Develop Bionuclear Bomb |
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Bush Calls for End of Sports Welfare |
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Extreme Eaters Eat for World Hunger |
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RIAA Offers Lawsuit Protection Family Packs |
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Cost of Covering Rita Exceeds Cost of Actual Damage |
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Millions of Displaced Texans Outraged at Needless Evacuation |
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Senate Reaches Compromise on Gay Flag Burning Ban Amendment |
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God Annoyed at Having to "Sort 'em Out" |
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Survey Shows More Bloggers than People |
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Bush New Social Security Plan Includes Lottery Accounts |
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The American Prosperity Forever Bill Moves to the Senate |
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Air Force Outsources Physical Fitness Program |
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War on Terror Ends in Surrender |
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George W. Bush Countdown Clock |
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U.S. Pledges $350 Million and Magical Unicorns for Tsunami Relief |
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Canada Purchases Rights to "The Land of the Free" from USA |
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US Officials Stop River at Border |
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Bush to Abolish Government |
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Americans Greet Bush Reelection with a Collective "Baa" |
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Bush Wins Preemptive Election in Florida |
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Bush Campaign to Highlight "Lighter Side" of War on Terror |
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New Hampshire Residents Choose to Die |
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BBspot Labs: Bush Vs. Kerry |
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Terror Probe Targets Aging Folk Rockers |
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The Scourge of the Dubyacadas |
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Hurricane Paula Closes Schools in Florida for October |
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Handy Email Response for Well-meaning Friends and Neighbors |
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Swift Boats for Truth Create New 527 |
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Hurricane Charley Declared Enemy Combatant |
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9/11 Panel Calls Neocons "Nation's Greatest Threat" |
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MacGyver Foils Airport Security |
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Reagan's Death "The Perfect Diversion" |
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Security Gap in Condoleezza Rice's Front Teeth Exposed |
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Massachusetts Debates Different-Sex Marriage Ban |
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Maxwell Smart Testifies Before Congress on Intelligence Lapses |
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Americans Must Work Weekends at Wal-Mart |
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Dean Quits Race, Declares Himself King of Vermontia |
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Saddam Hussein Was Stockpiling Couscous |
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Impressive Hair Leads to Kerry Win in New Hampshire |
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Attorneys Invade Iraq to Drum Up Business |
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Dean Garners More Irrelevant Democrat Endorsements |
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Privately Managed Jail Starts Perks for Perps Prisoner Reward Program |
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Flashing Yellow Lights Puzzle BMW Driver |
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Stoner Senator Wonders How Much Pot $87 Billion Could Buy |
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The Sound of One Person Debating |
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Bush Administration Outsourcing Policy Making to Saudi Arabia |
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Mississippi Judge Ordered to Remove Twelve-foot Burning Cross From Courthouse |
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War with North Korea Scheduled for Next Summer |
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Rest of Country Plans to Recall California |
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Poll Finds Majority of Polls Bogus |
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California Governor Candidate Guide |
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I Must Drop Out |
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Predator Enters California Gubernatorial Race |
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Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping |
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Fucking Piņata Finally Breaks |
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Frito Lay to Offer Fuller-fat Versions of Popular Snacks |
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Doctors Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-president |
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US Nose Ring Population in Serious Decline |
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Chemistry Demo Team Rapidly Oxidized |
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Winged Analogy Makes Perfect Landing |
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SEC Expels Journalists from Wall Street |
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Senator Opposes War in Iraq, Supports Hookers |
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Grade Inflation Forces New Grading System |
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Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack |
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Long-Term Healing Potion Use May |
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Tobacco Company To Sue Lifelong Smoker |
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Automobile Virus Spreading Through Gas Nozzles |
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Clinton to Assume Notre Dame Post |
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Bush Administration's Bright Shiny Object Fascinates Americans |
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Coffee Addict Denies Sleeping Problem |
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Media To Retire Facts, Journalistic Standards |
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Cancer Reasearcher Turns Off News Whenever Cancer Talked About |
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Americans Surprised to Learn of Upcoming Election |
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Ford Testifies to Stop Ride Sharing |
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Terror Alert: Man Captured with Necessary Components to Make Nuclear Bomb |
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Blind Kid Sorry He Masturbated |
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Students Light Cigarettes Ablaze in Tobacco Protest |
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Arthur Andersen to Shift Business Focus |
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Publisher Cleared in Pop-Up Book Trial |
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Daschle Proposes Restrictions on Box Cutters |
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Government Offers More Specific Warnings |
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Bush Threatens ISO Certification on Taliban |
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Anthrax Outbreak Spawns Reports of Megadeth, Pantera |
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Atheist Still Unconvinced After Meeting With God |
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Texas Votes to Spare Retarded Killers |
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Local Paper Gives Bad Heads |
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Protesters Clash in Portland |
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Hillary Clinton Voted "Best Dressed" by Senate |
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Geek's Report on Monty Python Earns a Beating |
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Bush Tells Childhood Bully, "This Army!" |
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Thinking About Exercise Keeps You Fit |
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Astronomers Discover Another Blob in Space |
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Dreamcastless Search for Hope |
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Supreme Court Just Kidding, Reverses Decision |
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Reagan Requests Recount in Minnesota |
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Manuel Recount Tired of All the Election Jokes |
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Scientists Uncover "People Who Buy This Crap" |
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"Got Acid?" PETA Slams Toad Lickers |
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Vote Dodgers Flee to Canada |
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Bush Plan will Simplimify Keg Purchases |
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Microsoft Execs Win Nobel Prize in Monopolies |
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Gore Plan Supplies Drugs to Seniors |
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Drunken Night Ends in DeCSS Tattoo, Jail |
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Betty Ford Drinks to Husband's Health |
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Government to Distribute Souls to Spammers |
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Jealous Californians Fail in Wildfire Attempt |
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Slug Bug Purists Say New Bug Ruining Game |
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Office Jesus Turns Water Into Coffee |
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Moral Dilemma Resolved With Tequila |
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Kentucky Legalizes Sister-Brother Civil Unions |
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Operation: Silver Spoons |
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NRA: Flag Burning Bad, Flag Shooting OK |
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Clinton Proposes Money for "Smart Gun" Development |
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PETA Members Shown Food Chain - Disband |
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We Want Bush! We Want Gore! |
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Elian Gonzalez to be Split in Half |
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