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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

First Annual Geek Limerick Contest



IMHO AOL
WILL FUBAR AT EACH URL
MEGA BSOD
ASAP FORMAT/ C
BRB WITH IE/DSL
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There once was a penguin named Tux,
Who noticed that Microsoft sucks.
So his OS is free.
And will continue to be
Because it's not done for the bucks.
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Mainstream
Best OS? Linux is the one.
Help is online by the ton.
"Can't detect network?
RTFM Jerk!"
Why hasn't Linux caught on?
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There once was a techie named Owen
who thought he'd a good thing goin'
but his outdated CRT
left him unable to see
with pale green skin a-glowin'
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Geek Named Jim
There once was a geek named Jim
He wrote all his code in vim
And try as he might
Him did emacs users smite
When they Control-W'd him.

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