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Wednesday, August 2 12:00 AM ET

BBspot Mailbag

Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.


BBelievers

I never thought this story would get a BBeliever but here you go...

Upcoming '24' Focuses on Jack Bauer Eating a Sandwich

read the article in the link first:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/03/24_hamburger.html

are you kidding be does this sound weird to anybody else.

does anyone know anything about the site.

More in the link. You can't really expect much from a Fox message board can you?

I thought the Nigerian billionaire had caught his last BBeliever. I was wrong...

From: Brian
Sent: Friday, July 28, 2006 2:48 AM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: Is this story legit?

I have seen many stories about these types of guys is this guy for real. I am not money hungry or anything at all but I wouldnt mind contacting him to pay for some of my legal fees from my divorce...lol. I am just kidding just commenting that this is truly incredible if he is legitimate:)

Yeah, he's not money hungry at all.

From: xxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 1:05 PM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: Want to contact Esenam Ayele!

Can you please give me his email address and/or telephone number if you can

Thank you Anna

I could, but why would I when I can get all his money for myself!


Weekly Limerick

The winner of this year's Geek Limerick contest has volunteered to write a weekly limerick for BBspot. I haven't decided where to put it yet, so this week's I'll put in the Mailbag..

From: Seth

Now it seem's E3's size will recede,
Which is lousy, as gamers agreed.
 Some have said that what lacks
 Could be made up by PAX,
But it's more like 6-PAX that we'd need.

Microsoft wants those iPod doubloons,
So they'll launch their own store to sell tunes.
 What's it called, this new beast?
 When will it be released?
The answer to both questions: Zune.


Strange Link Request

I get about three or four automated link requests every day. People crawl BBspot looking for keywords that match their pages, then they spam with requests. Usually, I delete them with out looking through them, however, this one caught my eye...

From: Joe Butch
Sent: Monday, July 24, 2006 5:02 PM
To: Briggsb
Subject: Website Suggestion

Hello

My name is Joe Butch and I'm with WrongfulDeathLawFirms.com. Our site is dedicated to informing the public about wrongful death as well as providing the service of locating local attorneys and law firms for anyone in the United States.

We have recently come upon bbspot.com and we believe that your site's audience will take advantage of the service we provide. That's why we would like to inform you about our site and to propose submitting our link to your web page located at www.bbspot.com/News/2002/05/deathstar.html

Our site information is:

Title: Wrongful Death Lawyer
Description: Find lawyers and law firms that handle all areas of wrongful death cases. Including funeral expenses, lost of wages, pain and suffering and lost of benefits.

We would appreciate it if you could include a link to our site on your web page. Thank you and all the folks at bbspot.com for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Joe Butch

Yeah, I bet all the families of the stormtroopers killed in the death star explosion will have a good lawsuit against the Empire.

 

That's all for this week!

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