San Francisco, CA - In a display of financial braggadocio that would make Scrooge McDuck blush, billionaire space oddity Elon Musk commenced a one-man bonfire yesterday, directly outside the headquarters…
San Francisco, CA - In an audacious move aimed at preserving server stability, Elon Musk's Twitter has begun to impose yet another mind-boggling constraint: limiting the number of eye blinks…
Washington, DC - President Joe Biden has announced a new citizen verification plan that will allow anyone to become an American for just $8/month. The plan, which is based on…
San Francisco, CA - Twitter has introduced a new subscription plan called "Twitter Insider Gold", which will allow fans to read the direct messages of verified users for a fee…
San Francisco, CA - Using technology from Neuralink Elon Musk announced that he would interface his brain with Twitter servers and become the algorithm. "The stack is beyond help, so…
San Francisco, CA – Twitter co-founder and CEO Evan Williams today announced part of the company's long-awaited business model: Twitter Premium accounts. Twitter has experienced phenomenal growth since its inception,…