Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics…
Lagos, Nigeria - Nigerian billionaire Esenam Ayele wants to share his millions with the rest of the world, but he's having trouble finding takers. Ayele made his millions in property…
Markham, ON - In a joint announcement today the Nethack Devteam announced a new version of the popular text based game, version 3.4.1, but the big announcement came from ATI…
Chicago, IL - A group of bored students in Chicago overclocked Jesus so that he now performs miracles nearly twice as fast as before. Goran Radovich and Trey Gafney managed…
At a hastily convened press conference Bill Gates announced that he personally thinks that "Linux is the best OS ever." He added, "Mundie and Ballmer are idiots. Their talk about how open source…
San Francisco, CA - Recent results from the standardized Perl Fluency Test showed that 99.99% of US high school seniors can't read Perl. This disturbing statistic shows that American students are painfully…
Ann Arbor, MI - The recent downturn in the economy has caused many corporations to rationalize their employees. Even Office Jesus has been unable to escape the ax. Once the VP…
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid. "I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. I was doing…
Austin, TX - Josh Granger lost an hour of his life yesterday as he tried to explain the difference between memory and hard drive space to his mother Cynthia Granger. …
New York - At the MacWorld Expo today, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, unveiled the new dMac and vMac to satisfy the needs of Mac "lovers" everywhere. "Yet again, Apple…