Cupertino, CA - A leak from inside Apple's headquarters, it has been revealed that the iPhone 15 will include a new feature that scrambles the iMessage keyboard when texting an…
Menlo Park, CA - Sam Bankman-Fried, the criminally indicted founder of FTX, has unveiled his latest project: CryptoPrison. This groundbreaking initiative partners with Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta and aims to revolutionize…
Lincoln, NE - According to a recent poll conducted by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, the top career aspiration for boys between the ages of 8…
Washington DC - In a move that is sure to ruffle the feathers of Silicon Valley elites, controversial figures Alex Jones and Steve Bannon have announced the launch of their…
San Francisco, CA - Twitter has introduced a new subscription plan called "Twitter Insider Gold", which will allow fans to read the direct messages of verified users for a fee…
Santa Clara, CA - Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen announced that the Silicon Valley Bank, which recently failed and was closed by the FDIC, was being backed by a vault full…
Washington D.C. - In a stunning display of retaliation, Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has proposed the "Freedom From Woke Chargers Act" that would require all telephone chargers to block…
San Francisco, CA - In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that ChatGPT, the popular AI language model, is actually just an elaborate prank pulled off by a group…
Austin, TX - In a recent press conference, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk announced that Tesla's newest Autopilot update will not only not be "woke," but will be actively “anti-woke.” According…
Bellevue, Nebraska - In a move to assert his right to share his Netflix account with family and friends, local man Barry Smith announced plans to circumvent the streaming giant's…