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Saudi Arabia Bans Klingon Language for Phone Conversations |
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Iceland Says Disruptions Will Continue Until Ransom Demands Met |
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Rumsfeld: US Faces Long Hard Schlong in Iraq |
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Galactic Empire Takes Over Power in Iraq |
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Bush Proposes Universal Time Zone |
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Iraq Liberated from Oppressive Statue Regime |
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U.N. to Set Standards on Use of the Term "Elite" |
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France Demands Return of the Statue of Liberty |
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State Department Warns Americans to Not Act Like Americans |
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Blair Says Britain Must Back Bush
Blair Says Britain Must Back Bush In Order To Become 51st State
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U.S.-Led Iraq War Slated for Super Bowl Halftime Show |
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Saddam Actually Just Doing Research for Book on Weapons of Mass Destruction |
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Saddam Invited to Virginia Gas Stations |
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Ridge Warns of Iraqi Cyber-Attack |
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World Bank Announces Special 0% Financing |
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Elf Tribunal to Determine Osama Naughty/Nice |
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RIAA Cracks Down After Taliban Ousted |
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Mirs Hits Taco Bell, Kills Four |
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Putin Says Disasters Just Part of Russian "Survivor" Series |
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Humans Elated as Apes Near Extinction |
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BK's Pokemon Ball Suspected Cause of Japanese PM's Coma |
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