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Mark Zuckerberg Denies Biting Babies' Heads Off |
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Top 11 Classes Geeks Will Not Be Taking |
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Internet Goes Sentient, Declares It's "Not Neutral" |
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Top 5 Failed Brick-and-Mortar Internet Stores |
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Intel Announces Processor Optimized for Social Media Sites |
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Geek Avoids Helping Family with Computer Problems on Mother’s Day |
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Facebook Updates Privacy Menu |
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New Obama Plan Would Redistribute Computing Power |
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Facebook Working on Universal “Like” Button for People in Real Life |
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Twitter CEO Ev Williams Announces New Features at Chirp Conference |
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New Ubisoft DRM to Require Visit to Company "Gaming Centers" to Play |
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United Stalker Association Starts Venture Capital Fund for Location-Based Technology Companies |
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FBI Agents Seize Weapons, Bomb-making Plans in Raid on Geek Militia Compound |
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BBspot Classic: Google Acquires Gun Company Just to Screw with People's Heads |
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Google Ceasing to Exist Caused Problems in Negotiations says China |
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Sony Adding Glowing Balls to All Products |
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Details on Google's Nexus One Successor "Threepio Phone" Leaked |
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Motion Control Advances Mean Future Generations Could Play Outside |
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Law Enforcement's FourSquare Sting Nets 10,000 Burglar Arrests |
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Facebook Plans on Accelerating Site Redesign Cycle |
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Google Will Soon Know Exactly What You Are Doing |
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Electronic Arts Announces The Saboteur 2 |
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Zuckerberg Promising More Ways for Family to Annoy You on Facebook |
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Company Develops Game Controller for Everyday Tasks |
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Seven Wii Fit Games We'd Like to See |
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China to Build Googgle.cn Hopes No one Notices |
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Facebook Upgrades Privacy Controls |
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EA Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods and Leisure Suit Larry Franchise |
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Left 4 Dead 2: The Beatles Will Be Hitting Shelves Next Year |
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NASA's Ambitious Plan to Bottle Water from the Moon |
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Google Opens Google Invite to Invites |
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Bank Releases One Million Account Numbers and Passwords in Preemptive Strike Against Hackers |
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Google to Open Line of Retail Stores |
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Symantec Warns of kanye.w Virus in the Wild |
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Nintendo, Showtime Team for Dexter Video Game for Wii |
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RIAA Spamming with Download Links to Catch Pirates |
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Coffee Shops Getting Serious about Removing Freeloading Customers |
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Wizards of the Coast Taps Stephenie Meyer to Write Monster Manual III |
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Spammers Promising More to Boost Sales |
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Study Confirms 82% of People Online are Assholes |
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Eight-Hour World of Warcraft Movie to Feature Long Flight Scenes for Bathroom Breaks |
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Twitter Cures Cancer |
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Twitter Hiring Guerrilla Force to Bring Down Repressive Governments |
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Study Shows Cats Control 42% of the Internet |
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Valve to Purchase Duke Nukem Forever Source, Release Crossover Game |
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Things Got Much Worse After Reading the Scroll |
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Nintendo Releasing Wii Marching Band, Gregorian Chants |
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Digg Relents on DiggBar, Releases DiggShaft as Replacement |
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Microsoft Unveils New Xbox TV Channel |
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Techcrunch Reports Obama in Talks with Company to Nationalize Twitter |
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Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts |
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Obama to Establish Department of Watchmen to Oversee Watchmen |
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Is Technology Killing the Suicide Note? |
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The Authors Guild Sets Sights on Speak and Spell |
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Judge Delays Pirate Bay Trial So He Can Finish Downloading This Season of House |
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Facebook Revises Terms of Service, Now Owns Your Thoughts, Soul |
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Groups Successfully Touring with Rock Band and Guitar Hero "Bands" |
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Nigerian iPhone App Banned from App Store |
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Toy Manufacturing Association Suing Santa over Free Toys |
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Chilling Secret Behind Nintendo Wii Shortage Revealed |
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NASA Putting Sponsored Items into Orbit |
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Man Disciplined After Misunderstanding about "Cyber Monday" |
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Obama Exploring Matrix-like Economic and Energy Solution |
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Newly Unemployed Miss Getting Paid to Surf Internet the Most |
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Google Using All Available Data to Predict Outcome of Election |
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Large Hadron Collider Out of Atoms |
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Apple Readies "I'm an iPhone" Ads Against Android |
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Second Generation Android Phone Code-named "Marvin" |
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Opera "Totally Not Jealous" of Google Chrome, Welcomes Competition |
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Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute Ready to Start “Squirrel Smasher” |
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Zombies Behind Brain Games for Nintendo DS |
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Star Wars Alderaan Play System Release Date Announced by LEGO |
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Google Maps: Home Helps You Navigate in Unfamiliar Houses |
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Group Protests Treament of Hadrons at CERN |
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New BitTorrent Stores Open in Undisclosed Locations |
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Harmonix Releases Rock Band Roadie Expansion |
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Price of Gold Puts Damper on Diablo III, Other Games |
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Yang Names Last Remaining Yahoo Employee President |
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People Turning to Medieval Technologies to Save on Gas |
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Jury Clears "Email Forwarder Killer" on Grounds of Justifiable Homocide |
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Alternate Universe Congress Passes PRO-Freedom Act |
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Freedom of Choice: The Transition to Ubuntu |
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Valve Rolls Out TF2 Style Achievments for Employees |
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HR Departments Embrace Interactive Fiction |
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BBspot Labs: Seven Ways Science Can Improve Your Gas Mileage |
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Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament |
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Firefox Introduces New Rickroll Protection |
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Motorola Hopes to Jumpstart Phone Sales With Cylindrical Bratr Phone |
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Despite Dangers DTX Energy Ready to Offer Internet Using Natural Gas |
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Geek's Social Map Looks Exactly Like Middle Earth |
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"Free Organs" Post on Craig's List Leads to Organ Harvester Frenzy |
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Social Network Aggregator Aggregator AllMyFrickingFriends.com Launched |
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NSA Looking for “Guitar Heroes” to Bust Al'Qaeda Encryption |
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Geek Reveals Secrets to Success in Online Dating |
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Comcast's FCC Hearing Full of Stand-ins |
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Advanced Movie Plot Technology To Save Earth from Falling Spy Satellite |
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FCC Concerned about Final Two Bidders in Spectrum Auction |
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Wireless Internet Cut in Egypt by "Low-Flying Airplane" |
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Sony Announces New Power Outlet Standard |
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RIAA Plan for RFID Chips in CDs Will Prevent Unauthorized Sharing |
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Study Shows over 68% of Science Stories Have Scientific Errors |
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New Upgrades Bring Web 2.0 Functionality to "Hubbl" Space Telescope |
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Sony Outlines Process for Getting DRM-Free Music |
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Year in Review: Tech Disappointments for 2007 |
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Kindle Facing Protests from Book Burning Organizations |
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Google Using Innovative Methods to Keep Employees |
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TomTom Teaming with Microsoft for Halo 3 Maps on GPS Units |
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Facebook Sending Apology Gifts to Users Over Privacy Concerns |
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AT&T; Sponsoring Guantanamo Bay |
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Writers' Strike Forces Producers to Become Creative |
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Doctors Notice Increase in Facebook Status Syndrome |
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Xkcd Comic Reenactment Leads to Over 100 Deaths |
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Next Mario Game Nothing But Easter Eggs and Cheat Codes |
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Ford Develops Coffee-powered Vehicle |
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NFL Increases Restrictions on Remembering Games |
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Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring |
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Norton Releases Antiregret Software as Part of Norton Antivirus |
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Google Using Privacy Data to Build Clones |
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New Ship Can Reach Faster-than-light Speeds |
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Bungie Dumps AI for Cheap Human Intelligence in Halo 3 |
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Five Workers Trapped in Data Mining Accident |
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Security Firm Issues Warning for Web 2.0 Exploit |
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Hampton the "Dancing Hamster" Dies |
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Google Using Subliminal Ads to Subdue Opposition to World Domination Plans |
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Google Responds to Yahoo by Increasing Gmail Storage to Infinity Plus One |
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Sony to Bundle Wii System with PS3 to Increase Sales |
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RIAA Updates Mission Statement to Reflect Priorities |
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SRII Stymied in the Search for Intelligence at the RIAA |
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Blizzard Announces Plans for Second WoW Expansion |
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Blizzard Selling LifePacks for Scheduled Downtime of World of Warcraft |
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RIAA Makes Big Donation to SETI Project; Hopes to Sue Aliens |
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Rockstar Announces New Game: Stalker |
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Leisure Suit Larry to Exploit Wii Technology |
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MIT Scientists Create One-Sided Mobius Pizza |
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Man Sells Daughter to Buy Son a PS3 |
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Wife Stops Husband from Stealing her Identity |
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Nerds Challenge Uwe Boll to Trivia Contest |
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What Do They Put On The Other Side Of Web Pages? |
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Japanese Kids Super-gluing Wii Controllers to Their Hands |
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MPAA Lobbying for Home Theater Regulations |
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New Biometric Security Device Goes Deeper |
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Tweaked-out iTrip Devices Becoming Latest Auto Nuisance |
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Pirate Software Association Study Shows Pirating Has Lower TCO than Paid |
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City Bans Trick or Treating; Creates Online Alternative |
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Turing Test Proves 2-Year-Olds Not Human |
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Battlefield 2142 In-game Pop-up Ads Pack Some Suprises |
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Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles |
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Alleged Music Pirate Copied from as Kid |
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Internet to Shut Down on National Holidays |
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Sony to Release PS4 this Christmas |
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Magellan Releases Personalized Navigation Systems |
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Internet Bank to Let Remote Customers Print Cash |
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Google Maps Unveils Thousands of Alien Crop Circles |
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ExxonMobil Announces Soylent Green Fuels for the Next Generation |
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AMD, ATI Merge to Form DAAMIT |
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Google's Move to Michigan Proves Existence of Corporate Graveyard |
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SMS Addicts Get Relief with New Nokia Phone |
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MMORPG Ships with Valuable Mistake |
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New Energy Drink Keeps You Energized for Days |
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Internet Spelling Bee Ends Without a Winner |
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Dateline NBC Cracks Down on Online D and D Child Predators |
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Geek Squad Upgrades to Lamborghinis in Anticipation of Vista |
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Patch Allows World of Warcraft Mail To Be Checked with Gmail |
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Drug Companies Want Standardized DNA |
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MPAA and DVD Manufacturers Agree on HD-DVD Format |
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Chrysler's "Smart Car" Hailed as Latest Step in Man-Machine Symbiosis |
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New Starforce DRM Uses CD Made from Plastic Explosives |
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Google Yourself At Your Own Risk |
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Playstation 3 Powered by Small Nuclear Reactor |
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Typo Prompts RIAA to Prosecute Fire Sharers |
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Congressman Proposes "First!" Legislation |
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EA Adding Carpool Lanes to Battlefield 2 |
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HP Creates Own Windows OS to Get Printer Drivers Working |
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Horde Start World of Warcraft Charity |
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Game Developers Sign World War 2 Shooter Ceasefire |
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Ebay Implements One-click Bidding |
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Canon Fuses SLR Camera with Cell Phone |
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Valve to Focus Exclusively on Elite Gamers |
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Santa Claus Under Attack from Privacy Advocates |
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Geek Parents Using Cooling Technology Instead of Medicine to Lower Fevers |
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Sony Will Follow Microsoft's Lead in Playstation 3 Launch |
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BBspot Interviews Xbox 360 Marketing Guru |
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New Sony Digital Camera Installs Rootkit to Stop Photo Sharing |
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White House Releases "Iraq War 2.0" Patch |
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Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers |
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GM Releases Adult-Focused "PornStar" Service in New Cars |
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TiVo Announces Universal Sports Accelerator |
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CDC Warns Of Viral Marketing Influenza Outbreak |
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Internet Gambler Wagers On His Future |
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Creative Labs Introduces The Silent Sound Card |
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Dell Responds to Negative Sun Campaign |
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ICANN to Ban Use of "WWW" |
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Creative Unveils 1.5 Surround Sound Speaker System |
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Terrorism Fueled by Caffeine |
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NASA to Extend Daylight Using Giant Space Mirror |
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Cisco Snares Last Bit of QOS Real Estate |
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Napster Launches Online Counter |
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Sony Releases New Wireless TV |
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Poker Site wins Pentagon War Gaming Contract |
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RIAA Steps Up Action on Copyright Violators |
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Pedestrian Hacker Group Releases Crosswalk Button Hacks |
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Dance Dance Evolution Game Created for Monkeys |
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Real Life Death Match "Not as Fun" as Teens Hoped |
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Intel Releases Pentium 4 with Dedicated Virus Coprocessor |
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E3 Day 2 |
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Hillary Clinton Rallies to Outlaw Daydreaming |
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Disgusted Internet Surfer Discovers Finger in Google Image Search |
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Forbes Releases List of Top Party Corporations |
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Irrational Building Number Causes Tragedy at Google |
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Bookman New Style Debuts at FontCon |
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Ebay Foils Phishers by Removing Password Requirement |
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Supreme Court Bans Violent Video Games |
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Google Acquires Gun Company Just to Screw with People's Heads |
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New Cell Phone Includes Miniature Microwave Oven |
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Monsanto Releases Cleaner Mud |
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Jesus Makes Poor Showing at Frag Fest |
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BBspot Labs: Never Lose Your Wireless Mouse Again |
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Congress Moves to Ban Urban Legends |
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Heaven Fails ISO 9000 Audit |
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Lack of Subscribers Dooms NASA's Rock Cam |
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Demon Spawn From Hell Sign Exclusive Agreement with Id Software |
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Ebay Admits Strange Auctions Just Corporate Marketing Technique |
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Counter-Strike Movie Deal Inked |
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Subway's Jared to Publish Napkin Newsletter |
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Hitachi Announces Longer Playing Vinyl Platter Hard Drives |
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Auto Makers Forced to Unbundle Stereo from Vehicles |
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Library Closes Last Vertical File in America |
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Valve Bans 10,000 Steam Accounts for Gravity Gun Abuse |
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AMD Releases Socket 666 Athlon 64 CPUs |
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Virus Writers Begin Charging for Infection |
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Marvel Sues Manufacturers of Pens, Pencils |
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Protect Your Computer |
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Google Expands Search Empire with Life Search |
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Kodak Wins Patent Infringement Case Against Sun |
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New Doppler Radar Identifies, Destroys Competing Doppler Radars |
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Senators Call for Software Exploit Waiting Period |
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Blockbuster Launches Book Rental Division |
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Wal-Mart Introduces Giant Shopping Carts |
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SpinLogic Recalls Hard Drives Due To Coriolis Effect |
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Overclocker Creates Hover Computer |
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Olympic Cyber-attack Fears Keep Fans at Home |
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ELSC Releases English 2.0 |
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Computer Intelligence Will Surpass Human Intelligence This Year |
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Language Differences Cause Confusion in Internet Communication |
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New Warner Brothers CDs Disable Random Play |
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Mobile Phone Gamers Outraged at Doom 3 Requirements |
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Google Unveils New Search Results Formula |
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Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles |
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US Treasury Accepts Sponsorships on New Twenty |
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Spammers Sending Messages from the Future |
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Highway Department to Instance Busy Roads |
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Computer Hackers Launch "Enhancement of Service" Attack |
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Y2K Software Fix Licenses Expiring |
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Virus Alert: IMterceptor |
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Hardware Manufactures Require Electronic Living Will |
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China Tries to Improve Copy Quality |
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New Punctuation Mark Approved for Use |
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Dev Team Releasing Multiplayer Counter-Hack Mod |
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Da Vinci Credited with Developing First Search Engine |
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Motorists Alarmed at Increasing Size of Pedestrians |
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Paramount Releases Highly Anticipated Star Trek Service Pack |
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Jesus Lacks Passion, Downsized |
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W3C Announces New Features for CSS3 |
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Lousy Managers Are Next Outsourcing Trend |
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NASA Sends Rover to Marketing Department |
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Historical Site Lacks Flash, Students Complain |
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Super Heroes Sue Super Villains for Infringement |
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Nokia "Drunk-Phone" Eliminates Inebriated Calls |
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Wal-Mart Opens Store on Recently Discovered Planet |
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Google Releases Print Edition |
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Starving, Homeless Children: "Mars Totally Rad" |
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Dell Outsources CEO to Calcutta Orangutan |
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Area Matron Prefers World Wide Web to Internet |
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Software Upgrade Allows NASA to Resume Control of Mars Rover |
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IdSoftware Ready to Release MyDoom 3 Virus-Game |
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MikeHuntSoft.com Sued Over Domain Name |
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Puzzling Anomalies in Mars Rover Pictures |
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North Korea Develops Spam Technology |
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Intel Unveils Coffee Nanoprocessors |
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Spammers Using Mars Rover as Relay |
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Experts Worried by Recent Pirate Retirements |
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Psychologists Discover Application-Induced Social Dysfunction |
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Virus Alert: w32.IsTooAVirus.A.Worm |
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EA Releases Need for Speed: Backseat Driver |
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God Considers Smiting Bible Pirates |
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RFID Tag Technology Confirms One-Fruitcake Theory |
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Word 2004 to Pioneer AutoUnsummarize Feature |
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SCO Must Prove Existence of Santa Claus in Thirty Days |
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Safeway Employee Admits Correct Change Turns Her On |
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Half-Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory |
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Yahoo Spam Sponges to Reduce Spam |
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Dallas Ramada Birthday Party Video Surfaces |
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McAfee to Tag and Release Viruses |
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Tivo's FutureVue+ Revolutionizes TV Viewing |
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Coke Educates on Morality of Drinking Tap Water |
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God Releases Behind-the-Ear Upgrade |
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New Marketing Automaton Passes Turing Test |
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USPS Sues Internet Users |
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Blizzard Releasing New Diablo 2 Expansion: The Lord of the Dance |
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Web Services Unable to Connect to Legacy System with Spork |
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RIAA Reanimating Dead Musicians to Eat the Brains of File Sharers |
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Nigerian Philanthropist Can't Give Away Millions |
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,NET Saves Boy Down Well |
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Coders Baffled by Satisfied Client |
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ANTY Releases Tachyon Particle Video Card |
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RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers |
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Insecure, Unstable Programs Being
Insecure, Unstable Programs Being Helped by Software Psychologists
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Geek Overcomes Social Anxiety by Living Life as an RPG |
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Open Source Comminity Develping their Own Viruses |
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Dell Patents "Reboot and See if the Fixes It" Technical Support Process |
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McDonald's Corporate Strategy Revealed to Be Work of Aliens |
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SpamAssassin Unveils New HomeAssassin Product for Unwelcome Visitors |
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Gamer Finds "Normal" Setting Impossible |
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SCO Group to Shoot Babies |
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Researchers Determine Plants Can Feel Pain, Vegetarians Eye Rocks |
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Geek Suspects Online Girlfriend Of Faking Her IP Addresses |
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Wide-load Laptops Target American's Growing Laps |
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New Program for Swapping Hardware Enters Beta |
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Star Trek Pundit Blasted at Convention for Controversial Theory |
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Environmental Group Fears Growing Problem of Digital Waste |
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Underclocking Becomes Latest Computer Craze |
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Jakob Nielsen Declares Letter "C" Unusable |
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Symantec Offering Virus Sponsorship |
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Gateway Announces New "Retr0" Computing Line |
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Virus Alert: w32.Leech |
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Ford, GM Develop Competing Billboard-Blocking Technologies |
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Tivo Debuts Get-A-Life Feature |
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Sony Unveils New Self-Destructive DVD Player |
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Shocking Software Boosts Productivity |
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IT Workers Suffering From New Form of Tourette's Syndrome |
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Suing Couldn't Be Easier |
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Hacker Claims Credit for XP.BSOD Virus |
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Gamer Missing from Online Clan, Puberty Suspected |
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Eleven Computers Drowned in MP3 Witch Hunt |
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1,200 Students Laid Off in School Merger |
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Virus Alert: Spinning Shammy |
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New ATI Card Pushes Limits of ASCII Gaming |
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ICQ Study Shows American's Have "Ungood Grammer" |
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Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy Suffering from Brain Tumor |
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Virus Alert: Heavyweight |
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AT&T; Offers Instant Messaging |
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HP Forced to Pull "Print Your Own Money" Ad |
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Hackers Demand Benefits |
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Government Tracks Outlook Users in Massive Database |
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Virus Alert: Smooth Talker |
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Palm Introduces New Consumer Level PDA - Timekeeper |
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Handspring Logo Finally Understood |
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Pop-Up Windows Inventor Refuses to Stay Buried
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Virus Alert: Inferno |
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Yahoo Erotica Editor Fired for Excessive Programming
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Virus Writer's Mom Makes Him Apologize to Everyone
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Device Allows for Employee Thought Monitoring |
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Symantec Patches Buggy Sircam Virus |
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Fujitsu Ships World's Fastest, Cutest Supercomputer |
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Overclocked House Needs Extreme Cooling |
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Valenti and Rosen Press Conference Transcript |
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8 Year Old Busted for Accounting Fraud |
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Microsoft Nearing Completion of Death Star |
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Sony Music Lobbies for Ban on Markers |
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Virus Alert: Spel Chekar |
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Google Announces Premium "Find Anything" Service |
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Security Training Won't Take Effect Until Microsoft Restarts |
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Web Designer Builds Home Out of Flash |
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Nethacker Ascends from Basement |
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Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster |
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Future of File-Swapping More Uncertain Than Ever |
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Dictionary Innovation Spurs Competition |
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Virus Alert: Eternal Damnation |
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Virus Alert: The "Don't Fucking Open Me!" Virus |
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Gateway Announces Job Cuts, Steak Dinner |
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Hard Drive Sick of All this Crap |
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She Does it All for the Money |
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Steve Badly Beaten |
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RIAA Wants Background Checks on CD-RW Buyers |
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Tech CEOs Forced Into Moonlighting |
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AMD Starts Rating Chips in GiggaHertz(tm) |
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New Encryption Makes Copying CDs Impossible |
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Compaq Unveils 208-Key Keyboard |
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Gator Software Leaves Toilet Seat Up |
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New Law Protects Free Speech |
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Judge OKs Nuclear Strike on Napster |
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Jesus' E-mail Campaign Fails |
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Game Box Released to Rave Reviews |
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Revolutionary Changes Channel |
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Security Breach Traced to Hole in Head of Admin |
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Take This One-Click Patent and Shove It |
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Sun Discovers the Network is NOT the Computer |
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New NVIDIA Video Card Enhances Flesh Tones |
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Aliens Use DMCA to Sue Air Force Over UFOs |
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Telecommuters Not Following Dress Code |
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Video Card Review Sets Page Record |
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Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl |
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Nuclear War Slows Software Development |
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Time Warner Faces Sellout Accusations |
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God Creates Universe in Seven Days, Perl Gods Not Impressed |
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Dead Hard Drive Kept "Just in Case" |
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Zombies March on Washington |
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AMD Announces Athlon Extreme OC Processor |
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Amazon.com New Logo Sure to Increase Sales |
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NVIDIA Rips a New One |
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Office Jesus Will Work Miracles for Food |
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Job Posting Crashes Monster.com |
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New Distributed.net Client Raises Controversy |
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Cube Assault Thwarted by Phone Call |
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1 Dead, 3 Injured in Case Mod Gone Awry |
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Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough for Kids |
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PTSD: Post Technical Support Disorder |
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Head Hunting Firm Decapitates 250 |
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Priceline Offers Name Your Own Price Prostitutes |
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Pope, Protestants Open Source Bible |
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Growing Trend in Peer-to-Peer Girlfriends |
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Warez Hut Changes Piracy Policy |
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Forbes 400 Poorest Americans |
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Larry Ellison Exercises Jerk Options |
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CEO Gets New Computer, Cards Bounce Faster |
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AOL Unveils New 1000 Hours/Month Plan |
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Hour Lost Explaining Computer Terms to Mom |
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FBI Unable to Crack Hacker Code |
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What Would Jesus Run? |
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New Video Card Lets Users See Through Clothes |
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Researchers Discover Source of All Tech News |
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Latest Executive Craze: Palm Pilot Implants |
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FTC Approves Merger of Crips-Bloods |
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Overclockers Donate Heat Sinks to Homeless |
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DonkeyHumper.com Running Out of Cash |
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AOLTV Targets Not So Bright Internet Users |
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Oracle Says Ellison is Unfrozen Caveman CEO |
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New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer |
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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP |
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Biggest Vegas Hotel Yet - Grander Canyon |
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Cisco Purchases Tom's Nets for $2.3 Billion |
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Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum |
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AMD to Release New Moron Processor |
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Oracle Experiencing Major Growth in Larry Ellison's Ego |
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Napster Users Sue shanias-hot Over Bad MP3z |
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Sisqo Systems Unveils New Thong Router |
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Joy of Cola Really Just a Caffeine Buzz |
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Warner-Lambert Announces New Drug Drysexia |
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Starbucks Coffee Delivers Frappucino Jr. to America's Caffeine Starved Preschoolers |
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