Top 11 Ways to Get Fired at Apple
		Apple to Release “Shocking” Software Fix for iPhone 4 Antenna Issues
		Dear Steve: Steve Jobs Answers Your Email Questions
		AT&T; Reopens Pre-Orders for iPhone with Half Phone Limit
		AT&T; iPhone 4 Preorder Disaster Just a Trial Run for June 24
		Apple to Launch Own Search Engine
		Apple Employees No Longer Allowed to Go Out in Public
		Adobe Tweaks Photoshop EULA to Protect from Substandard Computers Using CS5
		Will It Bludgeon Tests the Apple iPad with Great Results
		Should I Buy an iPad?
		Apple Files Lawsuit Against Estate of Alexander Graham Bell
		Apple Moving Macs and MacBooks to iPhone OS Soon
		Apple Begins Second Round of App Store Cleansing
		My Thoughts on the Apple iPad
		5 Things I Want to See at the Apple "Event"
		Apple Surprises with Early Announcement of New "Tablet"
		Top 11 Imaginary Features of the Imaginary Apple Tablet
		Apple Removes Sync from iTunes to Thwart Palm
		Microsoft Lures Jobs Away from Apple, Steve Jobs
		TSA Bans Exploding iPhones from Planes
		Only Jobs-Approved Songs in iTunes Version 9 (Mac Only)
		Google Pulls Apple from Search Results
		Serial Killer Trademarks "iPhone Killer" Wants Abuse of Term to Stop
		Apple Releases Look At Me App to Counter Palm Pre Hype
		Apple Rejects Jesus Raping Retarded Children with Hitler's Penis iPhone App
		Steve Jobs Names God as Successor
		MyPrecious iPhone Virus Continues Spreading
		Apple Auto-Update Installs Even More Icons to Your Desktop
		iRate iPhone Users Protest with "Lock-in"
		Apple Expands Media Empire with The Apple Channel
		Jobs Offers Apple Lisa Early Adopters Store Credit
		Yoko Ono Blamed for iTunes-Beatles Break Up
		iPhone Hacker Headed to Guantanamo
		Apple Stores to Begin Charging Entrance Fee
		Soldier's Story Highlights Need for Armored iPods
		Steve Jobs Challenges God to Remove DNA Restrictions
		More iPhone Features Revealed after MacWorld Keynote
		College Professors to Be Replaced by Apple's iProf
		Next Generation of Apple Computers Will Run Windows
		Apple iSmack Nano Addresses Concerns over iPod Muggings
		Apple Will Release Lower Cost iPlacebo
		Apple's Tiger Will Include BSOD Widget
		Shuffle Craze Hits Other Tech Gadgets
		New Ipod Firmware Will Display Ads
		Apple Unveils New Ipod Implant
		Next Generation iPod Will Have No User Interface, Controls
		New G5 iMac Doubles as Breakfast Tray
		Apple Introduces iPorn Movie Store
		Apple Unveils World's Fastest iPod
		Apple Enters iLoo Fray with P4 Laptop
		Success of Apple Music Store Proves Apple Users Will Overpay for Anything
		Jobs Unveils iTIPS Program for Reporting OS9 Users
		Apple Faithful Ready "Ooohs", "Aaahs" for Jobs Keynote
		BBspot Interviews Apple CEO Steve Jobs
		Apple Unveils New Macs to Satisfy Mac "Lovers"
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