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Changes After Kids Go Back to School
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11. |
With kids at school, you only have to worry about ceiling cat watching you. |
10. |
Fewer high point kids on the streets during death race. |
9. |
Can play an online Halo 3 match during the day... and win! |
8. |
Can make kids do homework so you can play video games uninterrupted at night. |
7. |
Summer activities money can now be spent on more RAM. |
6. |
Can watch Nova and Nova Science Now without being asked questions you don't know the answers to. |
5. |
Can go back to ramen lunches instead of cooking healthy food for the kids. |
4. |
Some "me" time with Darth and Yoda |
3. |
Can finally get some sun by driving the kids to school. |
2. |
Don't have to share the Legos any more. |
1. |
Grammar/spelling quality on the Internet increases tenfold. |
This one goes to 11.
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