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Tuesday, April 8 12:00 AM EDT Reasons Yahoo Doesn't Want to Merge with Microsoft 11. Can't get yodeler to agree to deal. 10. Waiting until their online reputation matches AOL. 9. After outsourcing, afraid no one would understand the returned search results because of thick Indian accent. 8. Embarrassed about all the pirated copies of Windows on internal computers. 7. Microsoft insists on renaming it "Whoopee!" 6. Deal really in billions of Microsoft Points not dollars. 5. Scared that Borg implants would be painful. 4. Have to give up revenue generated from Google Adwords. 3. Yahoo mail wouldn't look good in Microsoft colors. 2. Microsoft doesn't use enough exclamation marks. 1. Yahoo! Office Therapist has informed that over 75% of employees have recurring nightmares involving Ballmer. Story Options: Related Discuss Share Print This one goes to 11. Warning: Undefined variable $HTTP_SERVER_VARS in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(/work/php_mgr/sql.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/work/php_mgr/sql.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/cpanel/ea-php80/root/usr/share/pear') in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Undefined variable $db in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5 Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to a member function qstr() on null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php:5 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5

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