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Tuesday, July 17 12:00 AM EDT Spells Not Used in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 11. Biggus Dickus - When Engorgio just isn't enough. 10. Aloha-adios - For saying goodbye to Mexican-Hawaiian wizards. 9. Amorus Mixalotus - Causes victim to like big butts and be unable to lie. 8. Muffuletta - For making a nice olive sandwich. 7. Fecamenti - Causes a stream of fecal matter to come from the end of the caster's wand. 6. Resolvio Plottus - Instantly resolves any open plot issues. 5. Aveda Conditionus - Gives the caster smooth and silky hair. 4. Orgio - A jet of Astroglide shoots from the end of the caster's wand. 3. Heterus - Makes the target gay. 2. Vestimenta Removi - Takes off the target's clothes. 1. Tetrahydrocannabis - When wizards want to get high. Story Options: Related Discuss Share Print This one goes to 11. Warning: Undefined variable $HTTP_SERVER_VARS in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(/work/php_mgr/sql.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/work/php_mgr/sql.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/cpanel/ea-php80/root/usr/share/pear') in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Undefined variable $db in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5 Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to a member function qstr() on null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php:5 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5

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