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Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email
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| 11. |
I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more. |
| 10. |
I've been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you're sending before. |
| 9. |
You'd like me to remain your friend. |
| 8. |
I don't care if the kid dies from cancer. |
| 7. |
I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny. |
| 6. |
If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies. |
| 5. |
You'll prove once and for all that I'm smarter than you. |
| 4. |
I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked. |
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If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I'd buy an Anne Geddes book. |
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If it doesn't have to do with making my penis bigger then I don't want it in my Inbox. |
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Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don't want to be greedy. |
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