BBspot - Top 11 Rejected Sequels for Snakes on a Plane


Rejected Sequels to Snakes on a Plane
11.	Aches on a Plane: Flight attendants go crazy and massacre a plane filled with old people who can't stop complaining about their aching backs.
10.	Rakes on a Plane: Hilarity strikes as rakes left in the aisles of a 747 bonk passengers on the forehead.
9.	Fakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of plane when, during turbulence, the silicone breasts jiggle out of control.
8.	Mistakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the moviegoers as a series of plot holes and continuity gaps make this the most dreadful film to watch.
7.	Stakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the vampire passengers of a plane when one of the human passengers pulls out a wooden stake from his carry-on luggage.
6.	Shakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when the pilot has too many cups of coffee and gets the shakes.
5.	Quakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when a friendly Quake game turns into a brawl.
4.	Flakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when one of the passenger's severe dandruff problem clogs up the air conditioning system.
3.	Cakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when hordes of cake-wielding clowns run amok onboard.
2.	Steaks on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when they find out some of the steaks from the inflight lunch have mad cow disease.
1.	Frakes on a Plane: Terror strikes Commander Riker as he's placed in coach class with the Star Trek Fan Club of Minneapolis.
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