By Michael Coyne
With IV, some respect George had earned,
But now all that love has been spurned.
Episode III was so crappy,
Anakin's lines all so sappy,
I want my $8.50 returned.
By Russell Skingsley
There once was a virus so mean
It’s form of transmission obscene
It was embedded in poems
Drive C: not present
By Seth Brown
Who wants email tax? AOL!
On each message you send. What the hell!
If they pass through this mess
Folks should use them much less
Which I guess would work out just as well.
By Logan Beaty
The Internet's full of cliches,
With more of them coming each day.
Some new ones are neat,
But for me, you can't beat:
O Rly? Ya Rly! No Wai!
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