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Signs You May Need a New Job Soon
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The security guards begin wearing body armor. |
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They turn off your computer after 1:00pm to "save on electricity." |
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They move your desk to the basement and take away your red Swingline stapler. |
| 8. |
You're listed as part as the inventory. |
| 7. |
Your CEO just fell past your window. |
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Your new business cards now have an expiration date. |
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The cafeteria menus now say "Food May Contain 10% Recycled Content" in tiny letters at the bottom of each page. |
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There's a meeting on the schedule for "Employee Liquidation." |
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The people in Human Resources start acting really nice to you. |
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Your boss asks if your skill set includes cock fighting. |
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Your boss says "Remember, there is no u in team." |
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