BBspot - Top 11 Signs You May Be Too Fanatical About Coffee


Signs You May Be Too Fanatical About Coffee
11.	73% of the content you write for BBspot is about coffee or caffeine.
10.	The anniversary of your first cup of coffee is dearer to you than your wedding anniversary.
9.	You don't make your coffee "Irish." You make your alcohol "Colombian."
8.	When you're talking about "trying to quit", you mean sleep, not coffee.
7.	You seriously believe that you'll get 72 virgin coffee makers if you suicide bomb Nescafé.
6.	You consider the act of decaffeination a crime against nature.
5.	Above your bed is a poster of Juan Valdez (and his donkey).
4.	You got fired from Taco Bell for using refried coffee beans.
3.	You can only fall asleep to the sound of fresh beans grinding.
2.	You idolize Wally from Dilbert.
1.	You refer to your coffee maker as "my preciouss."
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