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Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good (2005 edition)
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11. |
You can finally stop drinking gas now that milk is cheaper. |
10. |
Your 1995 GEO Metro just got a lot more
valuable. Yeah, baby! |
9. |
Good reason to get back together with
the old buddies in the gas siphoning gang. |
8. |
Great excuse not to go see those annoying
relatives. |
7. |
Good reason to spend lots of time on mapquest finding the shortest route. |
6. |
Another reason to point and laugh at yuppies
in their gas guzzling SUVs. |
5. |
General Motors bound to offer a fortune
for your potato powered car idea. |
4. |
Urban legend about a car that goes 1,000
miles on a gallon of gas will make a comeback. |
3. |
Can feel less guilty about the $1,500
you spent for the mountain bike sitting in the attic. |
2. |
Rich Arab terrorists a lot better movie
villains than poor ones. |
1. |
Getting tired of annoying Silicon Valley
millionaires, ready for annoying Texas millionaires again. |
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