BBspot - Top 11 Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good


Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good (2005 edition)
11.	You can finally stop drinking gas now that milk is cheaper.
10.	Your 1995 GEO Metro just got a lot more valuable. Yeah, baby!
9.	Good reason to get back together with the old buddies in the gas siphoning gang.
8.	Great excuse not to go see those annoying relatives.
7.	Good reason to spend lots of time on mapquest finding the shortest route.
6.	Another reason to point and laugh at yuppies in their gas guzzling SUVs.
5.	General Motors bound to offer a fortune for your potato powered car idea.
4.	Urban legend about a car that goes 1,000 miles on a gallon of gas will make a comeback.
3.	Can feel less guilty about the $1,500 you spent for the mountain bike sitting in the attic.
2.	Rich Arab terrorists a lot better movie villains than poor ones.
1.	Getting tired of annoying Silicon Valley millionaires, ready for annoying Texas millionaires again.
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