The Winner
By Craig Berry
My overclocked Pentium 4
Just will not boot up anymore
It was doing so well
But it broke when it fell
Through the hole that it burned in the floor.
Runner Up
By Michael Coyne
To a young girl I once was a suitor
(Though I wished she was just a bit cuter)
Imagine my disgrace
When she said to my face
"I just want you to fix my computer."
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