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Signs You're in a Geek Kitchen
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The stove has been sanded and given a layer of cooling paste for optimum performance |
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The only cook book is entitled "cooking with Mountain Dew" |
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On the counter there's an ATI All-In-Blender |
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Less food in the fridge than in the keyboard |
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Instead of Flour, Sugar, Coffee and Tea the cannisters are marked Soylent Red, Soylent Yellow, Soylent Green and Soylent Blue |
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The fridge is modded with a plexi-panel so you can see inside without opening it |
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The freezer is filled with dead hard drives |
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The heating elements on the stove are overclocked Athlons |
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The only kitchen tools: A Leatherman and a Dreml |
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The microwave runs linux: it cooks 20% more efficiently and never leaves a cold spot |
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The kitchen table is covered in old pc parts |
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