BBspot - Top 11 Campaign Pledges You'll Never Hear


Campaign Pledges You'll Never Hear
11.	"...and every household in America will have easy access to cheap prostitutes! "
10.	"No more mispronunciations."
9.	"I will roll back the tax cuts for the wealthy, as well as the first amendment."
8.	"I support the big companies you buy stuff from! A vote for me will help their bottom line."
7.	"I'll find a good position for your daughter on my staff."
6.	"The MPAA President will be made a cabinet level position."
5.	"The cozy relationships with lobbyists and special interests will be stopped, because I will declare myself King of the World and all will bow to me."
4.	"Once I'm elected, all my financial contributors will be rounded up and shot."
3.	"I promise I will single handedly take down this mighty beast called the Internet so we may all once again rest peacefully at night."
2.	"And I will give up my paycheck as president and donate all that money to Hooters."
1.	"Absolutely, positively, no sex with corpses."
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