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Signs You're Eating Too Much Junk Food
11.	You build a new house - out of empty styrofoam containers you had lying around.
10.	Everyone's started to write your name in bold.
9.	You've convinced yourself that a corndog counts as a vegetable.
8.	You open your server case and find a Twinkie... and you eat it.
7.	You find out that music pirates can get scurvy.
6.	The 7-11 has to close to restock after you leave.
5.	Even your avatar looks fat.
4.	You can grease a pan just by rubbing it against your cheek.
3.	More than 20% of the keys on your keyboard are stuck because of excess Frito crumbs.
2.	You once called your local pizza guy "mom."
1.	You accidentally ate a couple of happy meal toys because they smelled like french fries.
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