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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

Third Annual Geek Limerick Contest



 

By Sean Murphy
The spam it just makes me sick
I'm fine with the size of my dick
Your hot young teen sites
And mortgage invites
Are choking my inbox, you prick!

By Seth Brown
HELLO, VERY URGENT CONFIDENTIAL:
HELP ME TRANSFER FUNDS, IT IS ESSENTIAL.
ALL THESE MILLIONS, WE'LL SHARE,
I AM NEED YOUR FAX THERE--
OH, AND YOUR BANK CODE DIGITS, SEQUENTIAL.

By Harrison Case
Although I've disabled my cookies
I'm hounded by quack docs and bookies
They're fixing my credit
But don't you forget it
Manhood enlargement isn't for rookies.

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