A player of "Hack" was a bore
He said things like 'k - kick a door'
So some players of "Quake"
Threw him into a lake.
His last words: "I'm drowning! Help! -more-"
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On The Internet there's so much to choose
from information, entertainment and news
but try as I might
it seems that my plight
is I keep looking at celebrity nudes
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Caught shoplifting down at the Mall
A flightsim-addict had the gall
to say "the yoke is on me
but I thought it was free"
Now he's chalking the days on the wall
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