Seattle, WA – In a move to diversify their product line, Amazon has announced the launch of its new service, Prime BuzzBots. This new service offers customers the ability to send tiny drones to harass and annoy their coworkers, enemies, and even loved ones.
The Prime BuzzBots are equipped with a range of capabilities that will undoubtedly drive anyone crazy. The basic package includes drones that can play music at inappropriate times, flash bright lights in people’s eyes, and knock over cups of coffee. These features alone are enough to make any office or home environment unbearable.
But for those who want to take their harassment to the next level, Amazon offers higher-tier packages that include drones equipped with sleep darts and other physical harm capabilities. It’s like having your very own army of tiny, flying ninjas at your disposal.
The Prime BuzzBots are launched from Amazon delivery vehicles that are already ubiquitous in our neighborhoods. This means that same-day harassment is now a possibility. Imagine ordering a drone to annoy your boss during their important meeting or to wake up your neighbor who always plays music too loudly at 3 a.m.
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has said that the Prime BuzzBots service is just the beginning of what he hopes will be a long line of products designed to make people’s lives more interesting. He also hinted that Amazon is already working on a new service allowing customers to order drones to spy on their neighbors.
The launch of Prime BuzzBots has already caused a stir among privacy advocates who fear that the drones will be used for nefarious purposes. But Jassy brushed off these concerns, stating that the drones are only meant to be used for harmless pranks and practical jokes. “People know better than to abuse this type of service,” he said.
If early indications are anything to go by, it’s safe to say that we can expect a lot more from BuzzBots in the future.