| Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You will be disappointed when HBO decides not to buy your screenplays to your Game of Thrones season 8 reimagining. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 This week you challenge your friends to a marathon gaming session. Be prepared to stay up all night and consume an unhealthy amount of energy drinks, because nothing says “fun” like sleep deprivation and caffeine-induced heart palpitations. Taurus Apr 20 – May 20 You probably shouldn’t point out the gaping plot holes in the three-year D&D campaign your friend created. He can still TPK you in real life. Gemini May 21 – June 21 You’ll spend so much time tweaking your computer settings for optimal performance that you forget what you were doing it for. Cancer June 22 – July 22 You regret hoping for geek media to become mainstream, because now you don’t have enough time to consume everything. Leo July 23 – Aug 22 As Bing slowly raises its relevancy in the search market, you dust off your Zune collection hoping for a big score. | Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You continue feeling guilty for strongly hoping Covid 19 turned into a full-blown zombie apocalypse. Not cool, man. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You’ve waited too long to purchase that VR system, and now you’re too out of shape to use it. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 The stars are not saying that the toxic spill from the train derailments gave you super powers, but it’s not saying it didn’t either. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 It doesn’t look like your dream of an HCU (Harvey Cinematic Universe) with Sad Sack, Casper the Ghost and Richie Rich is going to happen. Give it up. Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19 You have an AI chatbot rewrite your resume only to have it apply for and get the job you were trying for. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 You’ll share BBspot with 10 of your friends this week in an effort to appease the stars. |
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