Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum
Santa Cruz, CA - A rift in the space-time continuum was created today when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. Overclocking has long…
Office Jesus Turns Water Into Coffee
Lufkin, TX - The workers of Selby Communications are happy once again this morning, as their Office Jesus worked his miracles with the coffee machine. Every morning for the past…
Linux Kernel Delayed By Microsoft’s Army of Evil Monkeys
Around the World - Linus Torvalds announced yesterday that the Linux Kernel 2.4 will be delayed. He blamed the delay on interference from Microsoft's Army of Evil Monkeys. The army…