People's History of the Bumper Cars by H. Zahn, The Pharmacist by P. Corner, The Celestine Malarkey by J. Redfield.

Watching a loved one pass gas before my eyes.

GIA- the sex scenes... City of Angels- when they're up in the cabin...Pretty Woman-on the piano; It's corny... Monster's Ball when Halle is getting the shyt phucked out of her... but I can't believe she won an Oscar for that.
any of the Mr. Marcus series... hahaha....

dunno... if you say, 'Keanu Reeves' I'm going to slap you upside your head. How many Asian celebrities can I resemble?

...

on a sunny beach chilling with someone other than you
or winning the MEGA Z ILLIONS and going on a rampage all over the world!

It's gotta funky beat and I can phuck to it.

1) books on tape
2) my music on tape
3) computer/ broadband internet
4) good-fried food
5) Sunday funnies especially The Lockhorns

a flirtatious fart is sexy;
a deep soulful stinker is sexier

COLORING BOOKS.
Dress up clothes.
TV. used for PMS. used for DOAs
Clothes.
coffee table.
and comfy colorful bed.

I'm:
trying to fulfill my personal legend and hoping that the world is conspiring to help me achieve it;

So, here is the deal... I have no credits left. Because I'm a cheapskate. But I'm floating around cyberspace with a penchant for mooching. Find me so you can buy me lunch..

 

Someone who is:
HONEST,
Loyal,
Faithful,
Ambitious,
Like a pet
has a great relationship with his parents but not with his siblings.
And, someone who can dance (breaking, popping, the robot, the cabbage patch, moonwalk a must),
oh... and someone who doesn't really watch much television...
Or at least lies about how much they watch.

**** If you wink at me, i'll break your fingers. ****