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Site Blender

By Brian Briggs

The guys who run the internet were mixing up some margaritas and started playing the sailor moon drinking game.  Then they did what geeks often do when they're drunk.  No, they didn't start reminiscing about their first computers, or run out to Taco Bell for some Dew and Chalupas.   They decided to have some fun with their hardware (luckily not in the figurative sense).

NetMaster1:  "Hey, what would happen if we tossed a couple websites in here and put it on frappé?"

NetMaster2:  "I don't know, but it sounds fun."

NetMaster1:  "Whaddya got there?"

NetMaster2:  "Well, here's The Stile Project and Slashdot.   That should be cool."

When the blender stopped spinning they were amazed at how well the sites held up.  Sure a few hyperlinks got mangled, but the rest of the html was in pretty good shape.


For those of you who don't know these sites and are too lazy to click....

The Stile Project - Definitely not for work, unless you want to be labeled a sick freak.  Stile's site contains profanity, nudity and some of the most disgusting stuff you'll see on the net. Beware if you have a weak stomach.

Slashdot - Definitely not for work, unless you want to be labeled an inveterate geek.  Slashdot contains Linux evangelizing, Microsoft bashing and some of the best discussions you'll read on the net.   Beware if you have a weak intellect.

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