BBspot - Top 11 Ways to Get Fired at Apple


Top 11 Ways to Get Fired at Apple
11.	Not bringing the required amount of Kindles for the Weekend Kindle Burning event.
10.	Put gray duct tape on your iPhone 4 to fix the antenna problem.
9.	Wear an Android shirt on casual Friday.
8.	Forgetting to wear a turtleneck on Steve Jobs' birthday.
7.	~~Leave an iPhone 4 prototype in a bar.~~
6.	Have liver for lunch with Steve Job and ask him if he wants a piece.
5.	Put "you're holding it wrong" stickers over the urinals in the men's room.
4.	Like Steve Jobs is an arrogant prick on FB
3.	Start a Twitter account without approval from the Communication Geniuses Department.
2.	Use non-standard headphones for your iPod.
1.	Suggest a mouse design that functions properly.
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