BBspot - Top 11 Signs You've Been on Vacation Too Long


Top 11 Signs You've Been on Vacation Too Long
11.	Your WoW character died of old age.
10.	Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been released while you were gone..
9.	The pizza you left in the refrigerator has become sentient.
8.	Your cubicle has been converted to an office supply storage center.
7.	Microsoft has released Windows 7: Part III.
6.	Your auto-away message on IM says, "We think our master might be dead."
5.	Your inbox goes on The Biggest Loser because it's morbidly obese.
4.	You see your face on the side of a milk carton.
3.	The economy is doing well.
2.	All the iPhone 4 problems have been fixed.
1.	The torrent of the whole Internet has finished downloading.
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