Thursday, April 22 12:00 AM ET

The iPad Song

By Francisco Rangel.

To the tune of The Zephyr Song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

See the keynote presentation
Check out Steve Jobs' new creation
With this feeling of elation
I don't need no information
See that big touchscreen display - I drool
Gotta have one now today

I know Flash is not supported
And it's not USB-ported
Multi-tasking's not been sorted
Lack of camera's reported
But I'll buy one very soon - for me
Show it off and make you swoon

I'm gonna get an iPad.
I know you think I'm quite mad.
You say it's just an iFad
You jealous, mean, uptight cad.
I will have it.

Stand in line, such an endeavor
Feels like I've been here forever
Been four days here now, however
Soon I'll have one, ain't I clever?
Look inside, it's on display - for me
This is gonna be my day

Well, I just bought my iPad
Spent all the money I had
But this device is quite rad
I think now I can die glad.

I'm an Apple fanboy showing my devotion
All the world can kiss my ass
I got my freakin' iPad
The one that you wish you had

Want want want want want want - I do
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Want want want want want want - don't you?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I had to sell my iPad
The expectations I had
Were not met, now I cry sad
I bought too soon, well, my bad

I'm an Apple fanboy showing my devotion
What they sell, I have to buy
And though I sold my iPad
My time with it was so rad
It's so rad