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Top 11 Wrong Things to Say upon First Contact
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| 11. |
I thought you'd be taller. |
| 10. |
We'd like to present you with this book "How To Serve Man." It's a cookbook. |
| 9. |
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. |
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Greetings aliens, I am Earth Ambassador Bush. |
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Still no other intelligent life in the universe I see. |
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And here is your complimentary copy of "Twilight." |
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... |
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Who let the dogs out? |
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Flying saucer? I barely know 'er! |
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<cough><cough>fake<cough><cough> |
| 1. |
We're sorry, but we have to place your under arrest for violating Disney's copyright by looking too much like Mickey Mouse. |
This one goes to 11.
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