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Tuesday, March 23 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Wrong Things to Say upon First Contact


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11. I thought you'd be taller.
10. We'd like to present you with this book "How To Serve Man." It's a cookbook.
9. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
8. Greetings aliens, I am Earth Ambassador Bush.
7. Still no other intelligent life in the universe I see.
6. And here is your complimentary copy of "Twilight."
5. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
4. Who let the dogs out?
3. Flying saucer? I barely know 'er!
2. <cough><cough>fake<cough><cough>
1. We're sorry, but we have to place your under arrest for violating Disney's copyright by looking too much like Mickey Mouse.



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