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Signs the Christmas Card is From a Geek
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| 11. |
The elves are less "North Pole" and more "Rivendell." |
| 10. |
You open it up to find:
#include <StdXmasGreet.h> |
| 9. |
In the front Good Santa; On the inside Evil Santa (with a goatee). |
| 8. |
It has a star date -313019 instead of Dec 25th 2009. |
| 7. |
The stormtroopers have wreaths around their necks. |
| 6. |
It requires you to enter a public key to open. |
| 5. |
It says Happy Winter Solstice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. |
| 4. |
It contains an in-depth explanation of why the picture of Santa delivering toys on the front represents an impossibility. |
| 3. |
It plays the Imperial March when opened. |
| 2. |
It comes from the Marvel Christmas Collection. |
| 1. |
It requires a roll of 10+ on a d20 to save from the poison. |
This one goes to 11.
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