Friday, November 6 12:00 AM EDT

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
You will earn more Farmville bucks by clicking on several offers, but you'll still be unable to afford that Amish plowcycle.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your pieces of flair will help you land a job at the local neighborhood bar and grill franchise.

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
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Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
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Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Despite having so many Facebook friends, you are still not within six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
We've just notified your boss that you've been reading BBspot during work hours, would you like to undo this horoscope?

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You will kill two of your friends, and move up in your company this week. Bonus, you'll feel healthier too.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Would you like to send a horoscope gift to your friends? Maybe a nice crab avatar or a virgin?

Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
This horoscope has just thrown a sheep at you. Give us all your personal information and we'll let you throw one back.

Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
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Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
Meet hot Libras in your neighborhood (pictures are for demonstration purposes only) (actual hotness may vary)