A random number generator set to return values between 1 & 6 is the digital equivalent of the pop-o-matic bubble. But it's not as fun to say.

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel like I'm stepping into a quantum accelerator and traveling within my own lifetime.

I will be competing later on Battle of The Virtual Private Network Stars.

There are no zombies in Canada because we have free health care and they all got better.

I stood 4 hours in line for a Palm Tree by mistake.

If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I would.

Fahrenheit 451 could never be written today because we don't know what temperature the Kindle burns at.