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Monday, May 4 12:00 AM EDT Things Not to Say When Meeting Wil Wheaton for the First Time I had this top 11 list written up in anticipation of meeting Wil at Penguicon 7.0, but like 2.0 he had to cancel and didn't make it. I didn't want to trash it, so I'm provided it to you for future reference. 11. Sorry about that, I can get a towel to clean that vomit off your shoes. 10. Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to meet me? 9. I have some pictures of your kids that I've taken with this telephoto lens that I'd like to share with you. 8. All downhill since Stand By Me, eh? 7. I loved you on Win Ben Stein's Money. 6. Clown sweater? Really? 5. When are you going to fix your frakkin WilWheaton.net? 4. Wanna see a dead body? 3. Anything starting with, "In the episode..." 2. You're in a book I wrote. 1. Is your dad still crazy? Story Options: Related Discuss Share Print This one goes to 11. Warning: Undefined variable $HTTP_SERVER_VARS in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(/work/php_mgr/sql.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/work/php_mgr/sql.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/cpanel/ea-php80/root/usr/share/pear') in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Undefined variable $db in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5 Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to a member function qstr() on null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php:5 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5

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