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Tuesday, November 18 12:00 AM EDT Ways Geeks Would Stimulate the Economy 11. Introduce a global currency based on the Triganic Pu with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. 10. Scam some Nigerians to get money back. 9. Promise a roll of duct tape in every cabinet, a Swiss Army knife in every pocket and let American ingenuity take its course. 8. Get Bill Gates to make good on his promised to send a dollar each time I forwarded that email. 7. Make pirating movies, music and software completely legal (probably wouldn't work, but we should try it anyway) 6. Organize the Fremen to overthow the Harkonnens. 5. Summon Cthulhu to "stimulate" the economy. 4. Invest billions to develop lightsaber technology. 3. Coat currency with caffeine powder. 2. Build a national time machine that will shift EVERYONE to the day after Thanksgiving on a continual basis. 1. Give an upgraders tax credit for people that upgrade their computers every few months. Story Options: Related Discuss Share Print This one goes to 11. Warning: Undefined variable $HTTP_SERVER_VARS in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(/work/php_mgr/sql.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/work/php_mgr/sql.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/cpanel/ea-php80/root/usr/share/pear') in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Undefined variable $db in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5 Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to a member function qstr() on null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php:5 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5

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