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Tuesday, September 30 12:00 AM EDT Things Geeks Would Do with $700 Billion 11. Remake disappointing geek movies like Phantom Menace and The Matrix: Reloaded the way they should've been done. 10. Hire JoCo, Weird Al and MC Frontalot for birthday gala on the International Space Station. 9. Lobby congress to pass a law stipulating that all companies must provide a Linux version of software and drivers. 8. Buy up all copyrights, release everything with Creative Commons license. 7. Finish paying off loan used to buy gaming computer. 6. Buy enough World of Warcraft gold to own Azeroth. 5. All-access, one-day pass to Area 51. 4. Start nationwide chain of Soylent Green restaurants. 3. Commission five more seasons of Firefly, Futurama and The Lone Gunmen. 2. Eat Kraft Dinner with fancy dijon ketchup 7,000 times. 1. Build a life-sized Death Star out of LEGO bricks. Story Options: Related Share Print This one goes to 11. Warning: Undefined variable $HTTP_SERVER_VARS in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(/work/php_mgr/sql.inc): Failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/work/php_mgr/sql.inc' for inclusion (include_path='.:/opt/cpanel/ea-php80/root/usr/share/pear') in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 3 Warning: Undefined variable $db in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5 Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to a member function qstr() on null in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php:5 Stack trace: #0 {main} thrown in /home/bbspot/public_html/cgibin/prev_next_links.php on line 5

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