|
|
Reasons to Not Take Your Spouse to a Superhero Movie*
|
| 11. |
You'll lose respect when she comments on how great Ben Affleck was in the movie. |
| 10. |
She'll realize that the spandex isn't supposed to stretch that much. |
| 9. |
She'll start digging into your secret identity, but only find your hidden porn stash. |
| 8. |
She'll wonder that with all your technical skills, why you can't have the kind of setup that Tony Stark has. |
| 7. |
She will not appreciate your comments on how the laws of physics are being completely ignored. |
| 6. |
She'll realize all your classic one-liners aren't original. |
| 5. |
She'll want you to take your mint-condition comic books out of their protective sleeves to read up more on the character's backstory. |
| 4. |
For payback you'll have to see the next Julia Roberts movie. |
| 3. |
Your version of the Batmobile will look much less impressive. |
| 2. |
Awkward silence after she asks you if you'd do for her what the superhero did to save his love interest. |
| 1. |
Money saved not buying her a ticket, put to better use expanding miniatures collection. |
|
* "She" was used, but feel free to insert "he" when applicable.
This one goes to 11.
|
