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Geeks Will Cope with Economic Armageddon
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| 11. |
Move all their investments to a stable currency like Zorkmids. |
| 10. |
Stop questing and start mining Thorium. |
| 9. |
Melting down spare computer components for scrap metals. |
| 8. |
Blackmail Bill Gates with secret video of him praising Windows ME. |
| 7. |
Use math to show how using kids as food source could be profitable. |
| 6. |
Rewatch post-apocalyptic movies and take extensive notes. |
| 5. |
Reverse scam Nigerian spammers. |
| 4. |
Stop spending extra 10 cents to get the "top shelf" ramen. |
| 3. |
Start charging family members for fixing their computers. |
| 2. |
Start walking the streets and selling their bodies... to rogue organ harvesters. |
| 1. |
Don't panic. |
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