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Signs You're Not Superman
11.	A speeding bullet kicked your ass on the 200-meter dash.
10.	Your application to the Justice League was rejected.
9.	Your X-Ray vision only enables you to see through glass.
8.	You look pretty dorky in a cape.
7.	Your home planet is still habitable, but your father sent you here anyway.
6.	Instead of "It's a bird, it's a plane..." people say "What the fuck is that ugly thing?"
5.	The armor piercing bullets rip through your flesh like a hot knife through butter.
4.	When your therapist says "Lex," you say "-us"
3.	Evil supervillains don't know your girlfriend or where she lives.
2.	Exposure to Kryptonite only gives you a ringing in the ears.
1.	The only way you got the pickle jar open was by smashing it with a hammer.
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