Monday, June 26 12:00 PM ET

Junk

(To the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America)

Junk streamed along into my inbox
Spreading out silently like some kind of pox
Spam flowed out from the ol' mail server
I totally erased all that e-mail with fervor

It's junk, it's junk
It's junk e-mail
This chunk of junk is bunk
It makes me wail

Junk lingered long in my in-tray
Offers of viagra, breast enhancements and Ben-Gay
PayPal account's gonna expire
If I don't type in the information they require

It's junk, it's junk
A bunch of crap
It's junk, it's junk, it's bunk
I'm gonna snap

Junk was big and plenty and needed to go
Clogged up my PC and made the server slow
The unsubscribe page was 404
As time goes by I keep getting more

It's junk, it's junk
It wastes my time
It's junk, it's junk, it's junk
And it's a crime

Get this junk off my PC, it must go
None of this I need to see, it's my foe
All this spam's bothering me, causing woe
When it's gone I'll jump with glee

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